Never give up, never surrender if you can’t win bite! Bite with all your might. You may be looked at as a pu**y but you get to live to be called one.

So many love songs but none about being in love with things that really matter…like cheating.

Wash that sphincter, I’m ready.

Go to your room. Daddy’s home.

This song was made about someone
I’m currently in a relationship with so there’s that.

A love song for my genitalia. Gawk me sexy.

A friend gets beat up by someone with hair clippers he turned into nunchaku.

Being petty is a way of life mastered by the one and only Petty God himself David Shine. The petty bus has arrived, are you on it?